I think all dads can agree that, on an instinctual level, one of our most important duties as fathers is to embarrass our teenage children every chance we get. Sure, providing their food, clothing, and shelter are also important things, but nothing beats making your children cringe.
For all of you parents out there wondering how you’re ever going to pay for college for your kids, KFC has an intriguing offer for you. KFC is promising $11,000 to the first baby named after Colonel Sanders and born on his birthday.
A condiment “Mayochup” is already available in places like the Middle East, but Heinz plans to unleash it on U.S. consumers if the product gets 500,000 “yes” votes on Twitter in the next few days. What a time to be alive, eh?